things you might already know that are universal truths

1.There is an alternate dimension were lost socks frolic in eternal bliss never to be worn on somebodies stinky foot ever again(they cant find their mates so its not all bliss)

2.There are some people who wear body fitting under armor wear, that are unaware that they should never do this, and there are some of us who just don't care about your freakin haters

opinion!

3. There are people who cant grow anything if they tried, don't want grow anything or don't know how anything is grown, a lot of them hate vegetables and buy flowers at the grocery store....

4. Asians can't drive, but considering there is quite a lot of them in the world there are surprisingly few accident fatalities.

5. Buckeyes is a stupid name for a fantastic football team.. a nut... a poisonous nut?!

6.People over 150 lbs and over 25 should not ever ever show their belly in public.

7.Winter sucks....snow is nice...the cold sucks..snow is beautiful... freezing sucks!

8.Pizza and ice cream is the perfect food,Fat was invented by the devil to keep us away from pizza and ice cream..we all hate him.

9.Your wasting your time reading this...you should do something more productive.

10. I'm wasting my time writing this i should do something more productive.

11. No matter what Jane loves you for reading this.