Rantifications

Apparently I started this blog last January, I thought I did but I was not to sure. This is a bad sign. I either have the beginnings of Alzheimer's or my subconscious is trying to block it so I don't embarrass myself. Anyways I think I may have started this to give my thoughts a permanent outlet. Yes ,yes I am one of those strange people who have thoughts racing through my mind in super fast speed , different topics all at once all together. Ideas, opinions etc. etc....some so outlandish that blurting it out(they escape sometimes) usually earn me a halfhearted awkward laugh or a frightened look and the predictable"uh Jane your have a disturbed mind". I don't think I am insane yet, If I am I am functionally insane..you know like a functioning alcoholic. ... I hold a job, juggle a husband, three teenage daughters and take care of a home (half hazardly). I am a horrible typist/typer, my punctuation is dismal and my grammar mediocre. If I do find an audience it will be partly due to people feeling obligated(friends and family...commenting once in awhile "nice one Jane') or the ones who are drawn due to an uncontrollable fascination...like a kid drawn to a worm cut in half.

Anyways I woke up earlier than usual....got a text from Dani..."Mom Bex tried to Kill us" Please take away her license. we had like ten near accidents because she was speeding and she keep yelling ....continued text.............at us because we tried to tell her to slow down...we don't wanna die". thought number one: I will" kill" them Myself. thought number two: I will" kill" Bekkah thought number three: Now I have to get up, crap!...I will "kil"l them later...Note: Kill is a word use loosely for effect, it usually means I will pu nish in some way and you will be unhappy for a week or two....and if somebody uses this for emancipation purposes ....I encourage it...it will save me some much needed mullah :)