keeping freinds

One of the hardest things for me to do. One has to devote time ,energy and invest to keep them. Sadly I am not very good at this. There is really not much I can offer..hmmm ahem...my sharp wit?(otherwise known as insensitive sarcasm)...my fountain of wisdom(pffffft.. unsolicited unwanted advice)..a shoulder to cry on(i get all awkward and my hugs are awkward).

there was this book I glace through that said that people have different love currencies(something like that)...Some like time devoted to them others affection,others gifts etc. etc. So I am trying to think of what i have to offer....

1.Unwavering loyalty: if somebody tries to hurt you I will defend you with my strongest stick.

2. .Gifts: I will share my tomatoes and veggies and invite you to eat atmy house(beware the stray doggie hair), and maybe buy you something on sale atMarshall's...Sorry my resources are limited.

3. Affection: I am good at patting, thumping or rubbing peoples backs...I draw the line at kissing, we can be friends but I wont share cooties...Chris's is all I can handle.

4.Fun: you ll have oodles I promise ..even at my expense

5.Great Conversation: Usually one sided but so mind riveting you will never be the same

And so there it is...take it into consideration i am picky about my friends...and it takes years to gain my trust.....which can be bought..... my currency is food.......Lets be friend Forever...and ever and ever....Wanna see my basement?!