The Little Red Hen( A modern Parabolic Counter Propaganda)

Once upon a time there was a litte red hen who was on her way to the market with her very intellectual mostly Ivy league educated friends, Piglosi the pig, Moobama the Bull, Horied the horse ,Sooroster the rooster.They came upon a small pile of wheat and she thought of a brilliant idea." I wil pick up the wheat she said',will any of you help me?" "Not I "said Piglosi," I am too busy trying to keep C-Span away from the Healthcare debates","Not I said Moobama ,I am to busy making Change and passing stimulous bills", "Not I said Sorooster, I am too busy telling Moobama what to do".
So the little Red hen went ahead and picked up the wheat one by one which took her 8 hours of regular time and 4 hours of overtime of beakbreaking work because she could only carry a few at a time in her beak. When she got home she had another brilliant idea of planting the wheat so she could quadruple her gains...she called her so called friends and said would you help me plow the field, sow the wheat grains, water and fertilize it? "Not I" said Piglosi, I am too busy running San Francisco to the ground, "Nor I "said Moobama I am looking for Czars with communist backgrounds ,I need them for my Cabinet. "Not I said Horied the Horse I am stuck with this Healtcare bill".Not I', said Sooroster, I am too busy removing large sums of money from institutions and betting against currency valuations . So the little Red Hen went ahead and plowed the field with her little feet scratching for 3 days and 16 hours of overtime ( she has really small feet) , and sowing the grains which took another day plus 6 hours of nigthime overtime,and she watered her wheat ...then went on a much needed vacation which she had saved for the past four years making sure she was also paying for her healthcare and saving for retirement so she did not have to depend on anybody.
When she came back the wheat had grown and needed to be weeded , she emailed her friends and asked if they would be ever so kind to help, "Not I said Piglosi , I am to busy getting Botox", Not I said Moobama that is slave work and I am not a slave I am the Servant of change." Not I "said Sorooster, I have to untangle some puppet strings." Niether I" said Horied still stuck with thisPublic option in the Health care bill."So the little Red Hen weeded the growing wheat from sunup till way pass sundown more backbreaking work, and she dried the weeds and use it for fuel to heat her survivalist hut.
A few days later her wheat was beautiful and golden waving in the sun, " God is good" , she said ."It is ready to Harvest" ."Will you help me harvest and grind my wheat ?" she asked her friends who just happened to be passing by,"Absolutely not said Piglosi ,I totally disagree with your choice of words , saying That G word is offensive, besides I am to busy trying to find ways to violate the constitution"."No way said Moobama there should be separation of God and Government and you just thank him which means that wheat is tainted and my Ivy legue hands shall never touch it".Horied still said "still stuck with this health care overhual bill please leave me alone" Sooroster simply said I am a filthy rich Atheist I don't care about your measly wheat you little rRghwing Christian Chick!
So the little Red Hen thressed her wheat in neat little bundles and had them milled , into flour. She took it home and decided to bake some bread , she texted her friends and said "yo wnto bk brd w me?' ."LOL said Piglosy ,I am busy frmulting lies to pass ths helt cr bl you sd yo did nt wnt, "XD said Moobama I cnt I am in Hwai tryng to nwind n strtgz on wys to chge the Amrcan way to The Euro/Wrld progressive way cuze our way scks" . LMAO ,Horied texted, stl stk in this nitemre of a Pblic Optn".Soorester simply texted "Ttyl.. bsy dilin wt the msfrtne of otrs".
So the little Red hen kneaded the bread and baked it in her survivalist clay oven with her"weed" fuel . The aroma of freshly baked bread wafted into the White house , which immidiately brought her three fiends to her door.The little Red Hen opened her door and asked," What do you want?" We need to divide the bread said Moobama and share it equally with the whole village'.Tax it then give me a piece said Piglosi". I have the power so you have no choice in this matter hand over the bread said Sorooster. I need my cut or I am not voting for this bill said Horied"!.The little Red Hen Calmly said" absulutely not"! I will feed my little chicks this bread and give a third to my church and and that Jewish Charity I like, so they can give the bread to people who really need it.
"You evil Capitalistic wench' said Piglosi..".you hate poor people",you need a good education preferably Ivy legue. You are a racist and you are not true to your color which is as Red as the blood of more than 200 million people the communist have spilled in their quest for equalization "Moobama stated on Chicken News Network the Fair and balance News Network,You Sellout!" 'You have been misinformed by the FOXY news network the Rightwing -Chicken -Eating -Tea -drinking- Racist Net work Sorooster said, the way you think is not the way the majority thinks which is 30 percent of the population."Rightwing Capitalist Christian Chick you hate N&Gr@s! said Horied.
Chicken little calmly went to her back closet took her shotgun out which she only usually
used for varmints and possible home invasions and said...."I was educated in a small commuity college ,have read countless books but my faves are Ayn Rands the Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged and of Course the Bible, I believe in the our Constitution , and I evoke the second amendment right now, please leave my property or I will pepper your butt with birdshoot....I will deal with you later in the next election.
So the four tight buddies decided to go to Chicago and visit their friend the Rame the male ewe who happens to be the true but secret leader of all sheeple , to drink some Kool aid and eat crumpets and Listen to Jeremiah not so Right!
And the little red hen broked bread with her family and select relatives and true friends saying grace before eating and shared with those who were truly unfortunate . Us for those three....nobody really knows, I think Karma eventually caught up with them...and they never ever had the oppurtunity of tasting homebaked bread... what a lost..........hings were okay for a day or two......Until chicken Little otherwise Known as" Ketchuphead husband" started Yelling "THE SKY IS FALLING ....THE SKY IS FALLING!....PLEASE PASSS CAP AND TRADE!...but thats entirely another Fable. for another less hectic day because I have to go to work so they can tax me to pay for others needs and wants...